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Post by Admin on Nov 9, 2017 2:26:07 GMT
Post your favorite greentext memes, but make sure they follow the guidelines.
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Post by Admin on Nov 10, 2017 2:29:36 GMT
>be me
>be young
>gets sonic adventure 2
>boots game up
>gets excited, expecting to play a fun green hill stage
>selects hero story
>mfw the first level isn't green hill
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Post by Admin on Nov 13, 2017 1:02:27 GMT
>be me
>be in elementary school
>girl is a jerk to me
>girl tells me to kill myself all of the time
>girl calls me a lot of horrible words
>girl is rich, has indoor pool
>girl also has massive bar and other rich person things
>girl is student council secretary
>i am the stuco presidet
>i tell on girl to counselor
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>it happens to be her birthday
>her parents happen to be in the pta and are really rich and donate a lot to school
>she lies to the counselor
>i interject
>counselor picks her over me
>counselor says that i need to stop lying
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>mfw |
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Post by Admin on Nov 18, 2017 4:01:53 GMT
 >pays full price for game (89.99)
>gets game
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>boots up game
>presses start
>"Please purchase this dlc to access this for only 49.99"
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>purchases dlc
>first level finishes loading
>"Please purchase this dlc to access this for only 50.99"
>mfw |
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2018 22:04:44 GMT
 >be me
>be 12
>at bar
>bar has claw machine
>wins 2 plushes
>mfw the bar goes out of business 3 days later
>mfw i probably made it go out of business by winning
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Post by Admin on Jan 30, 2018 23:17:04 GMT
>be me
>be in school
>-25 degrees
>black ice everywhere
>lots of wrecks on the highway, everyone in panic
>snowing
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>staying up late, watching the local news for closings
>all schools in state cancelled, except for one
>stillfeelsgoodman.jpeg
>realizes that my school is not on the list
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>mfw i still had to go to school that day
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Post by Admin on May 4, 2018 20:12:40 GMT
 >be me
>be playing Mario 64
>friday night
>rented from blockbuster
>has pizza
>has hot fries
>has pepsi
>grabs popcorn
>staying up late
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
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Post by Admin on May 4, 2018 20:27:14 GMT
 >be me
>be 12
>be at arcade
>see pacman lcd as prize
>spend $80 on games to win it
>mfw it breaks 2 days later
>mfw it's $9 at the store
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